qI planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now
I don't know what
to feed it.
nI had amnesia once -- or twice
nProtons have mass? I didn't even know
they were Catholic
nAll I ask is a chance to prove that
money can't make me happy
nIf the world was a logical place, men
would ride horses sidesaddle
nWhat is
a "free" gift? Aren't all
gifts free?
nThey
told me I was gullible... And I believed
them
nTeach a child to be polite and
courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to
merge his car onto a freeway
nTwo can
live as cheaply as one, for half as long
nExperience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone
nOne nice thing about egotists: they
don't talk about other people
nA
flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
nI used
to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure
nShow me a man with both feet firmly on
the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants
off
nIs it my
imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like
chicken